tweenking:

Invention Idea: An alarm clock that keeps screaming “WHAT TEAM?!” and the only way to turn it off is to scream “WILDCATS!!!” in response

itsvondell:

i keep thinking about how 9 in the afternoon is not a time that exists

(Source: theysayinwonderland)

hermionethezombie:

“This classmate turned best friend became the love of my life, and my very own fairytale ending. Our first date lasted over eight hours, as neither of us wanted to say goodnight. Later, she and I had the amazing opportunity to portray fairytale characters at a local theme park, a young boy who never wanted to grow up and the beautiful girl that flew away with him. After seven years of not wanting to say goodnight, I proposed to her and she said yes, and why not? Peter and Wendy turned out just fine.”

Spieling Peter and Carebear Wendy / Husband and Wife

CAN’T FUCKING TAKE IT

(Source: jelly-skittles)

(Source: albamentum)

my skills include hesitating, missing opportunities, and being full of regret

(Source: m-ve)

tranquemada:

Thug life.

(Source: glossynympheteyes)

(Source: cocainekissesxxo)

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