"i need a movie where there are kickass female characters"
"i need a movie where the main characters aren’t attractive"
"i need a movie with annoying talking animals"
"i need a movie where the main character lives in a swamp"
"i need a movie that has all star by smash mouth on the soundtrack"
my favourite video on the whole internet
I HEARD THE AUDIO POST OF THIS I DIDNT KNOW IT HAD A VIDEO
"I will love you if I never see you again, and I will love you if I see you every Tuesday."-Lemony Snicket (via durianquotes)
gf: come over
me: cant im a dinosaur and i died 65 million yrs ago
gf: im off my period
He has Monsters inc. on his shirt.
She has Nemo on her dress.
Violet has murder in her eyes.
"its dark im scared"
dont worry bae i got this
*sketchers light up*
"The saddest thing about betrayal is that it never comes from your enemies."-Anonymous (via tetrapharmakooss)